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I Will Never be a Millionaire
Neither will you, and that’s completely fine.
Mean Girl with a Lawnmower
Exciting tales from someone who doesn’t belong in suburbia.
The Eternal Awkwardness of Wearing Glasses
On the difficulty of having sex — and doing most other…
My Husband Keeps Ordering Stuff
I used to get excited when I saw the packages, but not anymore.
Giant Dementia Stricken Infant has Temper Tantrum in White House, Was Fussy All Day! “WAAAA”, Says Tragically…
Your Map To Medium Success
A guide to what’s ahead
Desperately Seeking Sex Robot
The last time I had sex with a human being, it was very disappointing
I’m Not Sexist, Your [sic] Just Stupid
Why some men can’t stand the sight of a confident woman.
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
No, I’ll Never Have “Too Many” Cushions
Any enemy of my pillows is an enemy of me
People Who Don’t Deserve Your Time
Don’t waste a minute more on them than you already have to.